THE OXFORD not so-ENGLISH DICTIONARY

All words copywritten by Jamie & Cam

This is what happens when conversations go on for ages and words become mis-spelt and wrong and people think it is a good idea to write them down and then sentences become too long and people get annoyed and start to throw stuff at you....

In no particular order...
FAI pronounced fay bootiful
FROOG pronounced frooj fishcakes personified
MONAN pronounced mow-nan sticky little men
SUSPICOPUS pronounced suss-pik-o-pus supicious hippopotamus
CHINEMA pronounced chin-im-ar a chin theatre
DARREFOO pronounced darry-foo life sucks
MOONJAB pronounced moon-jab frogs are better than humans
MARCI pronounced mar-see a fat american woman in a pink shell suit who doesnt like raccoons
WONDOW pronounced wonn-doe a wandering nomad window
WUICK pronounced woo-ick an angry fish (because it goes "wuick, wuick" and wuicks you with it's tail.... it's not a laughing matter)



There will probably be no more words any time soon... I apologise.



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